Bite-sized opinions that no one asked for:
Life at 35: Where every ‘Yes’ to a night out comes with a 48-hour recovery period.
Shrt #1Whenever life goes sideways, I blame Mercury in retrograde. Missed the bus? Retrograde. Coffee spill? Retrograde. Texted my ex? …Alcohol!
Shrt #2Adulting: Would not recommend. Zero stars.
Shrt #3Not all who wander are lost, but I definitely am. Got a map?
Shrt #4My plants are alive, and that’s currently my biggest accomplishment.
Shrt $5
35 is when you finally get your head together, but your body starts to fall apart…
Shrt #7
Electric cars are all the rage. Zero emissions, but still can’t drive you away from your problems. Can they?
Shrt #8
My retirement plan is basically hoping that travel and coffee get cheaper.
Shrt #6
Buying a flat is like a fairytale. The kind you read and think, ‘That can’t possibly be true.
Shrt #9
Procrastination isn’t a flaw, it’s a lifestyle. One where deadlines are more of a suggestion.
Shrt #10